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Subject:On a funnier note
Time:02:10 pm
Current Mood:amusedamused
This was an actual conversation I had at the army this week. Back story: we're having a family event this weekend, and they were talking about the plans.

Captain: So does anyone know of someone who can do face painting for the kids?
Me: *raises hand*
Captain: Yes, you know someone?
Me: No, I can do it.
Captain: Really? That's great.
Me: I can also do balloon animals, if you're interested.
Captain: *pause and weird stare* Um, yeah, that would be great.

*more talking about plans and setup*

Captain: And we're going to have a cotton candy machine dropped off at x:xx time.
Me: Sir, is there someone who knows how to operate the machine and spin the candy?
Captain: I hope so, they're supposed to show us how it works.
Me: Because I know how to do it, if you need help.
Captain: Are you a Carny?
Sergeant: You look like a Carny! (joking)
Me: Small hands, smell like cabbage.
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masterofsexnsin
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Time:2009-11-07 01:57 pm (UTC)
LMFAO!

And here I was, all sad and gloomy about missing my little boy for his birthday. You can really help a girl brighten her day.

Thanks!
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pfc_rat
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Time:2009-11-09 05:26 am (UTC)
Glad I could cheer you up, and glad to hear that things are going better for you guys *hugs*.
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